Who Will Be ESPN’s Next Man-Crush

Not only has Tim Tebow left college football, but he has also left sportscasters from many media outlets with an abrupt end to a four-year bro-mance.  None have been hit harder than ESPN’s Chris Fowler and Kirk Herbstreet.  In this edition of College FootBlog, we take a look at the most promising prospects who will serve as a rebound for Kirk and Chris.

ESPN offers the most intense coverage of college football, but they also like to covet (and borderline lust after) a player, and that player has been Tebow for at least three years now.  The attention to Tebow was beyond ridiculous, culminating with one announcer claiming on national television that “If you spend five minutes with him, he’ll change your life forever.”  That’s a pretty tall order for a college quarterback.

Regardless of how you look at it, Tebow’s popularity and the media’s fondness of him kept him in the thick of last year’s Heisman race until the very end, despite noticeably inferior statistics than many more deserving players who were not able to make the trip to New York–which brings us back to our point.  Who will be ESPN’s next media darling in college football.  We think we have an idea.

Washington QB Jake Locker has the ability and the charisma to be CFB's most popular player this fall (google images)

Jake Locker (Quarterback/Washington):  Locker could have been a first round draft pick this spring, but the athletic QB decided to stay for his senior season.  Sportswriters have a lot to like about the talented signal caller, and like Tebow, he does a lot with the community.  In 2008, he shaved his head in honor of a cancer patient whom he befriended some time before her passing in December of 2007.  Locker is smart, charismatic and very athletic–he was drafted in the 10th round of the MLB Draft by the Los Angeles Angeles of Anaheim. 

Matt Barkley (Quarterback/USC):  The California native started as a true freshman last season at the powerhouse program, and the media ate it up.  Despite average numbers at best against Ohio State (15 for 31 with no TDs and one interception), the announcers were all over the Barkley Era.  USC should be improved this year, and Barkley’s year of experience should make him an improved player.  Couple that with the fact former USC quarterback Matt Leinart was the media’s golden boy in the year 4 B.T. (Before Tebow).  Add in Barkley’s charisma, and ESPN may have found their man.

Kellen Moore (Quarterback/Boise State):  The junior quarterback has started since his freshman season, and he has led the Broncos to an eye-popping 26-1 record.  Last season, he led BSU to an undefeated season, and he threw for 39 touchdowns with just three interceptions.  Obviously, the statistics don’t lie, and sportswriters could play on college football’s version of Rocky Balboa all season.  Still, Boise State will likely not get enough nationally televised games for Herbstreet to start stalking Moore, so he has to be considered somewhat of an underdog in this competition.

Although these three candidates will likely get much love from ESPN (and deservedly so, we might add), Herbstreet will only be handing out one final rose in college football’s “The Bachelor.”  But rest assured, if for some reason the NCAA were to grant Tebow an extra year of eligibility, all bets are off because he will always have a place in Herbie and Fowler’s heart.  If it’s true that absence only makes the heart grow fonder, then Tebow may want to think about getting a restraining order.

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